I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's official drugs can't kill me
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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