and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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