Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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