belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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