i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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