A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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