When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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