No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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