I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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