I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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