dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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