At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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