worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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