One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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