Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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