I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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