Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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