: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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