I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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