brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm really into asian looking animals
i think my tv is drunk
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
