Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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