It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize