I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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