So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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