know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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