You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He better not be in your backpack
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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