sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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