he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i out mim tonsoeep
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