Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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