shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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