I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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