do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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