Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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