I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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