I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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