is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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