Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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