I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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