? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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