Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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