Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I have tasted many bathrooms
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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