youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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