Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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