Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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