dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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