Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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