Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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