What did we do last night that was yellow?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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