Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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