If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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