Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Do plants get herpes?
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