season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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