Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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