if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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