i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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