Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
