You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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